tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54164813872219955792024-02-08T11:24:44.366-07:00From the Mouths of BabesKids say some pretty funny stuff.
These are some of the things our kids have said that make us laugh!Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.comBlogger170125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-39856766785754381752016-06-18T22:30:00.000-06:002016-07-05T13:12:42.136-06:00ChalkConversation between dad and children.<br />
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Dad, "Alright, everyone who plays with the chalk, raise your hand."</div>
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Dad, "That's funny, Kronk (suburban) raised his hand. Should Kronk be playing with the chalk? Do you know what happens when Kronk plays with the chalk?"</div>
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Shannon, age 7, tentatively replies, "He breaks them?"</div>
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Dad, "He actually crushes them. They turn into dust, and are ruined. He's sitting on one now."</div>
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Ashley, age 6, "Get it out!"</div>
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Dad, "I don't want to lose my fingers! Stop letting Kronk play with the chalk. Put it away when you're done."</div>
Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-13360500486228000732016-06-18T22:24:00.001-06:002016-06-18T22:24:35.614-06:00I'm not safe!On our weekly trip to the library, the parking lot was full, so we had to park on the street. The kids all ran towards the building.<br />
Michael, age 4, stops in the entry driveway. Turns around, sees a car attempting to get out l, and exclaims, "Ah! I am not safe!" He promptly turns and runs back to mom.Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-8057559562051521372014-10-15T20:08:00.002-06:002014-10-15T20:08:55.635-06:00FrettingShannon, age 5, knocking on Dad's office door, "What are you doing, Dad?"<br />
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Dad, "Frettting."<br />
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Shannon, "That's a lot of fretting."Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-44546699077905371042014-09-04T17:22:00.001-06:002014-09-04T17:22:55.916-06:00TiredFriend of Taylor, "My wrist is tired cause I been moving a pencil all day."<br />
<br />Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-9928149768124009162014-02-14T20:14:00.001-07:002014-02-14T20:14:07.506-07:00NibblesElizabeth, age 8, "Shannon, put your shirt down! We don't show boys our nibbles!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-66220501277202371312014-01-10T19:22:00.004-07:002014-01-10T19:27:34.811-07:00True IdentityLil'S (3.5yrs) was lying on the floor playing with his trains when his brother N (22 months) climbed on his back.<br />
Lil'S: "I am not a donkey! I am <a href="http://pbskids.org/daniel/">Daniel Tiger</a>, playing with my train set!"Southern Spudhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15444027501452120660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-72323108198324377982014-01-10T19:16:00.000-07:002014-01-10T19:23:19.006-07:00Jesus' BirthdayLil'S (3.5yrs): "Baby Jesus came to the stable, and then his birthday came!!!"Southern Spudhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15444027501452120660noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-47027954040370389082013-12-27T14:41:00.002-07:002013-12-27T14:41:25.751-07:00StinkyWhile using a stinky bathroom, Shannon, age 5, "That's why! A stinky boy came in here!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-55696351234234987722013-12-27T10:51:00.002-07:002013-12-27T10:51:48.908-07:00Evil sister<br />
Friend, age 8, "I guess I just can't trust my evil sister!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-71467766768295120782013-12-27T10:51:00.000-07:002013-12-27T10:51:03.810-07:00Blood?Mom, "If you guys don't start bringing the pencils back to me, you're going to have to start using blood to do your work."<br />
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Shannon, age 5, "Blood?"<br />
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Elizabeth, age 8, "Yeah, the thing that pops out when you have an owie."Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-49541184148809812872013-07-25T16:16:00.001-06:002013-07-25T16:16:06.669-06:00Boose gumpsElizabeth, age 8, "I've got boose gumps!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-62623404089502772812013-07-24T13:42:00.001-06:002013-07-24T13:42:37.349-06:00Unicorn fortressRandom boy at the park, "This is my unicorn fortress!"<br />
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Um, what?!Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-75571226021311695012013-07-09T14:38:00.000-06:002013-07-09T14:38:01.011-06:00Good Gracious!Taylor, age 9, commenting on a parade float, "Good gracious! Holy Cow!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-29865420494268549572013-07-03T15:21:00.001-06:002013-07-03T15:21:12.369-06:00Wake up, Dad!Michael, age 17 months, knocks on the bedroom door. "Wake up, Dad!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-79003120579201811942013-05-28T12:29:00.001-06:002013-05-28T12:29:35.616-06:00TalkingShannon, age 4, "Michael, you're talking! <div>
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Dada, do do... </div>
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Michael, age 1, nods head also.</div>
Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-43841883913968364732013-05-28T12:27:00.001-06:002013-05-28T12:27:57.482-06:00BorrowPlaying with friends:<div>
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Elizabeth, age 7, "Can I borrow your horse?"</div>
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Coltin, age 4, "No! It's a unicorn."</div>
Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-52845171443077963012013-05-28T12:26:00.001-06:002013-05-28T12:26:12.169-06:00RainingElizabeth, age 7, "It's raining outside, I need to go potty, and I'm wearing flip flops!"<br />
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<br />Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-60009787777156128182013-04-08T11:25:00.001-06:002013-04-08T11:25:14.331-06:00GlueShannon, age 4, "...heart, fix it with glue. That's how we be happy or sad!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-64895792723063524932013-04-08T11:23:00.003-06:002013-04-08T11:23:54.659-06:00CreativeElizabeth, age 7, while cutting apart a cereal box, "Sorry about this mom, but, I'm creative!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-46895100057948784622013-01-29T17:16:00.001-07:002013-01-29T17:16:52.644-07:00SmellsTaylor, age 9, "That's what smells so good!"<br />
Mom, "What smell?"<br />
Taylor, "The smell that I smell!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-30286868500482829932012-12-03T20:38:00.004-07:002012-12-03T20:38:51.452-07:00"Waiting for Christmas"We had just finished putting up the Christmas tree.<br />
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Shannon, age 4, sighing, "We are still waiting for Christmas."Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-66517556876447021442012-11-22T16:56:00.001-07:002012-11-22T16:56:18.714-07:00Congratulation dayWhile playing the game of Life,<br />
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Taylor, age 8, "It's Congratulation Day!"<br />
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Mom, "You mean Graduation Day?"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-1591647678249736042012-09-05T12:16:00.001-06:002012-09-05T12:16:27.332-06:00Great idea!Shannon, age 3, "Mom, this is a great idea. Eating"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-65748532057965902902012-06-16T13:56:00.003-06:002012-06-16T13:56:41.737-06:00All by myselfShannon, age 3, "Daddy, I made a big poop all by myself!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5416481387221995579.post-82658037966998156352012-06-16T13:55:00.001-06:002012-06-16T13:55:34.445-06:00BrokenThe kids were rough housing in the front room. All of a sudden, there's a huge crash, and Shannon starts crying.<br />
Mom,"Did you break something?"<br />
Shannon, age 3, "Yes. My head!"Nadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07968602613806633023noreply@blogger.com0