From the Mouths of Babes

Conversation between dad and children. Dad, "Alright, everyone who plays with the chalk, raise your hand." Every child raise...

On our weekly trip to the library, the parking lot was full, so we had to park on the street. The kids all ran towards the building. Michae...

Shannon, age 5, knocking on Dad's office door, "What are you doing, Dad?" Dad, "Frettting." Shannon, "That...

Friend of Taylor, "My wrist is tired cause I been moving a pencil all day."

Elizabeth, age 8, "Shannon, put your shirt down! We don't show boys our nibbles!"

Lil'S (3.5yrs) was lying on the floor playing with his trains when his brother N (22 months) climbed on his back. Lil'S: "I am...

Lil'S (3.5yrs): "Baby Jesus came to the stable, and then his birthday came!!!"

While using a stinky bathroom, Shannon, age 5, "That's why! A stinky boy came in here!"

Friend, age 8, "I guess I just can't trust my evil sister!"

Mom, "If you guys don't start bringing the pencils back to me, you're going to have to start using blood to do your work."...

Elizabeth, age 8, "I've got boose gumps!"