Purpletello

While praying for a family member, Elizabeth, age 6, "And bless Carli in Purpletello."

It should have been Pocatello....

Moving ears?

Taylor, age 7, "Wait. I have to move my ear."

What?!

Death

Elizabeth, age 6, "Taylor, there's no dying."

Cause Mommy said!

Shannon, age 3, talking to daddy.

Shannon, "Daddy, time to get up!"
Daddy, "Time to get up, why?"
Shannon, "Cause mommy said!"

hippopotamus

Elizabeth, age 6, "Taylor, it says hippopotamus!"
Taylor, age 7, "No, it says happiness."

Straight

Mom was leaning over to get the silverware out of the dishwasher. She complained that she felt fat (she's 6 months pregnant).

Elizabeth, age 6, "You're not fat!"
Mom, "I'm not?"
Elizabeth, "No, you're straight!"

Elizabeth, age 6, " I didn't have any bad dreams! Then there was the twinkle, twinkle star."