Moving ears?

Taylor, age 7, "Wait. I have to move my ear."

What?!

Death

Elizabeth, age 6, "Taylor, there's no dying."

Cause Mommy said!

Shannon, age 3, talking to daddy.

Shannon, "Daddy, time to get up!"
Daddy, "Time to get up, why?"
Shannon, "Cause mommy said!"

hippopotamus

Elizabeth, age 6, "Taylor, it says hippopotamus!"
Taylor, age 7, "No, it says happiness."

Straight

Mom was leaning over to get the silverware out of the dishwasher. She complained that she felt fat (she's 6 months pregnant).

Elizabeth, age 6, "You're not fat!"
Mom, "I'm not?"
Elizabeth, "No, you're straight!"

Elizabeth, age 6, " I didn't have any bad dreams! Then there was the twinkle, twinkle star."

Flap-jaw

Elliana (6 1/2) "My mouth isn't stretched out enough. Let's talk for a while."

Time has lost its wings

After a trip to the store that took longer than expected, Elliana (6 1/2) said, "Well, time sure didn't fly that time. Time walked!"

We are in the process of packing to move. Taylor, age 7, "You mean all of this is going to college?!"

Cowgirl Big Sister

At our ranch-themed family reunion, we told H-girl (5), who happened to be wearing her cowgirl hat and bandana, that she would soon be getting a baby brother or sister. After recovering from the initial, happy shock, here's what she said.
H-girl: I'm getting to be a Cowgirl Big Sister!

Blow!

Shannon, age 2 1/2, is trying to turn off a light by blowing on it.

Growing?!

Elizabeth, age 6, "I'm growing teeth, back there."

Broken Clouds

Taylor, age 7, "It's raining. But, part of the cloud is broke, so it shouldn't be raining."

For now...

Taylor, age 7, "Let's just say I broke my leg for now."

Tired Mama

cousin's Mom: yaaaawwwwnn...
H-girl (5): "You sound like my Mama."

Wetness!

Shannon, age 2, is sitting on her sisters lap with a wet diaper on.
Elizabeth, age 5, complaining, " She's getting her wetness on me!"

The Flags Birthday

Dominick, age 9, "Hey, the flag's birthday is July 4th"

Tea Party

Elizabeth, age 5, "Want to have a tea party with us dad?"

Dad, "I need to eat something."

Elizabeth, "We'll have snacks."

Nursery Home

Elizabeth, age 5.5, is a great singer. yesterday I overheard her singing "I Am a Child of God."

"I am a child of God, and He has sent me here. Has given me a nursery home, with parents kind and dear."

Playing house

I overhead this conversation between Sam, age 5, and Katie, age 4 while they were playing house (the girl's idea):

Sam: ding-a-ling (holding up "phone" to his ear)

Katie: yes dear? (answering her own "phone")

Sam: I've been thinking about it and I decided we should get married.

Katie: We already are married.

Sam: Oh.... never mind. Good-bye.

Careful, Santa!

Daddy: (after being silly with H-girl) There's a square on our ceiling.
Mom: It's called a patch job.
Daddy: Did someone put a hole in our ceiling?
H (turning 5): Maybe it was Santa!

China

Taylor, age 7, "Hey, Dad! There's a lot of things made in China."