Stinky

While using a stinky bathroom, Shannon, age 5, "That's why! A stinky boy came in here!"

Evil sister

Friend, age 8, "I guess I just can't trust my evil sister!"

Blood?

Mom, "If you guys don't start bringing the pencils back to me, you're going to have to start using blood to do your work."

Shannon, age 5, "Blood?"

Elizabeth, age 8, "Yeah, the thing that pops out when you have an owie."

Boose gumps

Elizabeth, age 8, "I've got boose gumps!"

Unicorn fortress

Random boy at the park, "This is my unicorn fortress!"

Um, what?!

Good Gracious!

Taylor, age 9, commenting on a parade float, "Good gracious! Holy Cow!"

Wake up, Dad!

Michael, age 17 months, knocks on the bedroom door. "Wake up, Dad!"

Talking

Shannon, age 4, "Michael, you're talking! 

Uh huh. You're doing this, 

Dada, do do... 

(nodding head) Yeah!

Michael, age 1, nods head also.

Borrow

Playing with friends:

Elizabeth, age 7, "Can I borrow your horse?"

Coltin, age 4, "No! It's a unicorn."

Raining

Elizabeth, age 7, "It's raining outside, I need to go potty, and I'm wearing flip flops!"

Glue

Shannon, age 4, "...heart, fix it with glue. That's how we be happy or sad!"

Creative

Elizabeth, age 7, while cutting apart a cereal box, "Sorry about this mom, but, I'm creative!"

Smells

Taylor, age 9, "That's what smells so good!"
Mom, "What smell?"
Taylor, "The smell that I smell!"