Stinky

While using a stinky bathroom, Shannon, age 5, "That's why! A stinky boy came in here!"

Evil sister

Friend, age 8, "I guess I just can't trust my evil sister!"

Blood?

Mom, "If you guys don't start bringing the pencils back to me, you're going to have to start using blood to do your work."

Shannon, age 5, "Blood?"

Elizabeth, age 8, "Yeah, the thing that pops out when you have an owie."